That's Why Their Matching Bracelets Say Chad and T.O.!

Yesterday's big football news was undoubtedly Terrell Owens' getting out of the unemployment line and signing with the Bengals. That's right! Chad "Ochocinco" Ochocinco and Terrell "Locker Room Cancer" Owens will be teammates! According to Chad's tweets (yes, I follow "Ochocinco" on Twitter; it's a guilty pleasure), this development is very much in this vein:

I'm setting the over/under at five months before it turns into your standard-issue soap opera, amnesia optional.

(I don't know who's going to catch more passes, but I do know that Chad is funnier.)