Friday, June 25, 2010

The Ten Greatest Names . . .

on UNLV's roster:

10. Ben Jaekle

9. Daniel Kaanana

8. Dominic Bonetpels

7. Kenneth Penny (because you know people call him Kenny)

6. Beau Orth

5. Deante' Purvis

4. Travis Trickey

3. Starr Fuimaono

2. Kjelby Oiland

1. Isaako Aaitui

Bonus: young Willie Tupou attended Reno's Hug High School.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

An Ode to Cris Collinsworth

O Cris Collinsworth,
Cris Collinsworth
As your hair reaches up to Heaven
And your voice rumbles down toward Hell
You show me things about offensive lines
I could not alone be able to tell.

Cris Collinsworth, you exemplify
What it means to be a color guy
Illuminating what otherwise
Would completely fail to catch my eyes.

O Cris Collinsworth,
Cris Collinsworth
When you broadcast games on Sunday nights
My heart you most sincerely gladden
I am not able to thank you enough
For being much less annoying than Madden.